Start HereThis is a great place to get an overview of Funkmeyer World if it's your first time here. Old-timers might even learn a thing or two!

Jenny Introduces Otis Funkmeyer’s Patented Freeform Travel Technique!

Jenny is in the Swiss Alps with not a clue why she is there! But somehow she is still managing to enjoy herself! Otis first did it 2 years ago in Bali. What you do is this: venture into the world with no pre-conceived idea, nowhere to go, nothing to do… Jump into the unknown ...gimme more

Dehydrated Fruits and Superfoods: The Magic & The Wonder! Come Inside and Taste the Rainbeau!

So we had a magical day of work work work and we wanted some goodies to enjoy. Jenny had the absolutely mah-velous idea of making some dehydrated fruit and we thought we’d show you how simple and fun it can be. We also demo some superfoods so you can know what kind of tasty treats ...gimme more

Colon Cleanse Day 6: Everything’s Gotta Go! Internal AND External Cleansing

We are hitting our stride on the cleanse today, getting used to the fact that we have to drink this stuff 5 times a day, on regular 3-hour schedules, over and over and over. It’s taken a while but once you get used to it–it’s tolerable! Jenny and I have given each other more space ...gimme more

Colon Cleanse Day 5: Wow. We Fight Pretty Hard in this one. This is getting intense.

So another day, another batch of mucoid plaque falls out of our butts and into the toilet. It’s pretty crazy how gross this stuff is, but we’re coming to accept and love it, which is more than I can say about how we’re doing with each other. This is a pretty vicious fight and we ...gimme more

May-December: Meet the Funkmeyers Before They were Funkmeyers!

So I was living in Brooklyn, New York, street performing in the Bedford Avenue subway station. I had gone there to face my fears and was struggling. It was scary performing in a subway where no one cared much at all and it was even scarier trying to get the courage to preach to them ...gimme more