The Very Finest in Fifth-Dimensional Living
The Funkmeyer Manifesto
The end of time has come and gone. 2012 was a real event. It just turned out to be much more subtle than our adrenaline-fueled world may have hoped.
An era of no-time now ensues. And an era of no-time already has a name in the English language: eternity.
So, welcome to eternity. You can relax.
Here in eternity, what we Funkmeyers lovingly call the 5th dimension, it just goes on and on, forever. It takes some getting used to.
And that's what we're here for. To help get you used to eternity.
We've been experimenting with eternity for a while now and have some ideas, some theories, some explanations, and some suggestions on how best to proceed. It's a world that looks exactly the same-- but it feels totally different.
Funkmeyers.com is your home for the very finest in fifth-dimensional living. We walk it, we talk it, we sing it, we dance it, and we eat it too. We breathe it in, poop it out, and it just goes on and on, forever. You can relax. We swear.
There's no hurry, you can never get it done, and there's just one rule: follow your excitement, moment to moment, for the rest of eternity.
Welcome to Funkmeyer World.
Who Are We?
The Funkmeyers, Jenny and Otis, are the true odd couple. A generation apart, we are husband and wife, performers and artists, detectives and researchers of the New Reality. Jenny studied Remote Viewing with co-founder Russell Targ of SRI and Lucid Dreaming with pioneer Stephen LaBerge. She was a ballet prodigy as a child. Otis studied popping with The Electric Boogaloos and is a certified Psychic from the International School of Clairvoyance. He was a math prodigy as a child. One day, Otis gave away his entire life and promptly met Jenny. Since that time, our lives have expanded in the most miraculous of ways. And now we get to share it with you!
The Video That Started It All
A great place to start is by watching the acclaimed "Meet the Funkmeyers," a short film about us directed by Chris Bradley for the Elevate Film Festival. It's special
If you liked that and still want more, check these two videos out and then scroll down for more.
This is the first film ever made about us called "May December." This is before we were the Funkmeyers. We were Brit Wolfson & VV Hsu at that time. This is some classic Funkmeyer ish right here!
This is one of our classic videos from when we first began making our own videos. People love this one and it really captures who we are and what we're about.
- My Vision of the Future
- An Introduction to Lucid Dreaming
- When the Going Gets Tough, You're Getting Close
- An Introduction to the Holographic Universe
- The 7 Albums that Jenny & Otis Both Love
- A Guide to the 10 Best TED Talks Ever!
- The 10 Spiritual Books That Changed My Life
- 10 Books on Health That Shaped My Body & Mind
- 10 Movies That Formed My Outlook on Life
- The 5 Smartest People On Teh Internets
- 10 Articles That Could Change Your Life
- The 10 Must-Read Blogs of the New Reality
- The 10 Best Books You'll Find During Your Stay on Earth!
- The Law of Attraction: Positive Thinking, Denial, and Honesty. Oh my.
- The Art of Getting It Done AKA The Turtle and the Hare AKA Just Do It
- My First Encounter With My Auric Plate Armor
- Fear and Doubt, or Zen and the Art of Horse Remounting
More Classic Videos
So here's a bunch of videos that you'll love! Check 'em out!
This is a documentary made on us for Current TV's "Wild Relationships" or something like that. We were living in a yurt on top of a rooftop penthouse in downtown LA at the time. It's fun stuff!
The beginning of our love affair with colon cleansing. Who knew we would be full-on converts (at least Otis)!
Our first video on soul retrieval, the most powerful technique in our arsenal of fifth-dimensional living. Clears up the "past" so we can more fully embody the now!
Early in our journey, we made this fun film about spoonbending! You can do it yourself! Watch away!
They don't teach you to brush or fluss your teeth correctly. Learn. It'll change your life!
This one got us a booking speaking on "authenticity"! In this video, we FIIIIIIGHT! And then make up. And then move on with our lives. The Funkmeyer way!