Start HereThis is a great place to get an overview of Funkmeyer World if it's your first time here. Old-timers might even learn a thing or two!

Become a Funkateer!

  • Incredible Value

    Our goal is to offer you as much as we can for as little as we possibly can. That's our philosophy. It was good enough for Henry Ford and it is what we believe in. We hope to give you so much that you wonder if this is too good to be true. We want to be able to make enough to keep making more videos and more events and more music at higher and higher qualities and just keep giving it away to YOU, the Funkateers. We'd love it if you help us fulfil our dream! It's a philosophy worth supporting.

  • Downloads of all Video Classes

    Maybe you want to take classes with you offline. For Funkateers, we have all of our classes in pretty packages, ready to download.

  • Funkateer-Only Online Events and Live Events Too!

    If you take a look at our Events Calendar, we have an assortment of live-streamed classes and workshops specifically for Funkateers. Also, if you aren't in the area when we are doing a live event, Funkateers are able to attend virtually, live-streaming our events. If everything else weren't enough, Funkateers receive discounts on our live events now and forever.

  • In-Depth Training

    Once you know HOW to do something, you have to actually PRACTICE. That's what the master classes are for.

  • Get 'em All Free

    Our books that are sold on Amazon and on the iBooks bookstore are available for free download to all Funkateers. Pretty sweet!

  • Can You Say Discount!?

    Our DVDs which sell from $9.99 to $19.99 on Amazon are available for just 99 cents for Funkateers. Umm.. pretty sweet huh?!

  • Lifetime Guarantee

    Pay once and receive free updates forever. That's the change we want to see! *One day we may switch to a monthly subscription format. If that day ever comes, you, the OG (Original Generation) Funkateers, will always have access to everything. For life. We pinkie swear.

Need more convincing? Here are 13 More Reasons:

Audio Courses

Sometimes listening along is the best way to learn these techniques. While listening on the site is free to all, Funkateers can download the audio classes for listening wherever you want.

Comment Badge

Show off your Funkateer status in the comments section. All Funkateers have a badge that lets the world know who you are!

Ask the Funkmeyers

Once a week, we answer a Funkateer's question in-depth. Whether it's about dancing, raw food, or a life crisis, we pick the best question from a Funkateer for the week and give a detailed response. It's like a private consultation for free!

Learn from the World's Best

In addition to ourselves, we have a network of the world's best dancers, permaculturists, and new reality teachers who we have teaching master classes as well. Only for Funkateers. Learn from the best!

Changing Times

The tools we teach give you a great sense of inner security that no matter how much things change on the outside, you are able to create the life of your dreams under any circumstances.

Interdimensional Beings

Get ready for extraterrestrial contact. We regularly do Galactic Activation online workshops for Funkateers to begin the process!

Become Truly Healthy

We teach timeless, reasonable, and easily applied methods for creating optimum health: physically, emotionally, and spiritually.

Hang with the Coolest Kids on the Internet

Funkateers are positive people interested in doing things for ourselves. We're not conformists. There are many places to learn things on the internet, but there's only 1 Funkmeyer World!

Get Yourself a 4th-Dimensional Relationship

We have a lot to share about how you can find one too and what it's like to actually live it.

Be at the forefront of the transformation of education

The internet enables new educational centers like ours to flourish at a cost orders of magnitude less than traditional education. Be a pioneer.

A college education at a dinner for two price

When it comes down to it, we feel we are offering something truly incredible at a truly incredible price. This is like a 4-year college level education for less than the cost of a dinner.

Support the Philosophy!

We are the change we want to see in the world. No more waiting around for the powers that were! So what are you waiting for! Become a Funkateer!

Support Our Work Directly

We have always dreamed of being able to directly support the work of artists without all of the middlemen. It's depressing to know that artists only get $1 of your $15 CD. We have worked hard to create a system that allows fans of our work to support us directly.

Ready yet?