Tis the end of times! Because I Ching & the Mayans say so – Oh no! Tis the best of times! Because I say so – Oh yes! To make 2012 my end of times – Awareness of my every thought! Hey remember: I own this moment! I’m the creator of my reality! Death to ...gimme more
There was once a man who lived in a time when most people thought that “God” was an entity outside of one’s own heart. This man went around saying, “God is my father; he is inside me. God is your father and he is inside you too. There is no separation between me, you, and ...gimme more
You know those allergies that strike in the spring or that cold that pops up every winter and makes your nose all stuffed up? I recently tried this Indian yogi method: rinsing out my nose with a Neti Pot instead of using ordinary tissue paper. It worked like magic!!! I highly recommend it. It’s a ...gimme more
Death is living painlessly, easily and comfortably. You can die without leaving your body at all. It happens very gradually over time, bit by bit. The transition is so smooth that even the person who dies doesn’t always know that they’ve died at all. A life well-lived is a life worth remembering. The first ...gimme more
The icy breeze on my face perfectly offsets the hot sun burning my back. I watch my shadow dance on the pavement as my bicycle glides around the bright orange and brown fallen leaves. Wheee! There is nothing else here but me. I am one with this activity. I am this road, this shadow, this ...gimme more
I discovered a prostitute in me who is suffering from painful bound feet in19th century China using my own DIY Soul Retrieval technique. The session took about a minute. I came to an understanding of why I like working class men and find them sexy. I relieved some of the pain – in this case ...gimme more
Early in the morning, I’m still in bed. I’m waking up slowly, fading between dream and sleep and waking life. I find myself marveling: “Ah, this beautiful life, this glorious reality….” Then a picture floats up in my imagination: its two people with their throats slashed, writhing and bleeding to death on the ground. Lo! ...gimme more
Negative comments are also known as criticism. Although they are always helpful, they are never easy to take. Criticism is always helpful because it’s really good to know how my work is actually landing on the audience. Seeing my work from another point-of-view is good and any reaction is better than no reaction. It’s not ...gimme more
Photo – “Planking On 3rd Street Promenade” on July 19th, 2011. The act lasted three minutes and we made fifty cents. My beloved UCLA film school professor Ed Brokaw once said: “you’re going to make bad films for ten years before you start to make films worth seeing”. At the time I was a young ...gimme more
Most days, you can find Otis and I on 3rd Street Promenade in the afternoons or during the magical hours between 6 and 8pm doing our thing. What we do depends on the mood, on who’s there, how the wind blows and what the voices in our head are telling us. Every show is different. ...gimme more
